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Thread: I opened a fortune cookie today but there was no fortune inside

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    Lord of Death jubeh's Avatar
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    I opened a fortune cookie today but there was no fortune inside

    So what is my fortune mt?

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    You will encounter a man named michael and he will be like where are all the white women at

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    One Thousand Member Ozzaharwood's Avatar
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    I opened a fortune cookie one time and it said "Eat more Chinese food and you will have a better fortune."

    Fml.

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    Confusious says: "man who buys drowned cat, always get wet pussy"

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    He did not say that.

    Yur fortune is

    ' The Tomorrow will become today, when you want it '

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    Except in bed.
    My AA thread - Updated 06/28/14

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    You're my favorite.

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    That doesnt even make sense, Bro..

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    Nah, you see you just tack it on to the end of a fortune. See, I just googled Random Fortune, went to the 1st site that came up and got "You will reach the height of success in whatever you do."

    However, the real fortune is:

    You will reach the height of success in whatever you do, except in bed.
    My AA thread - Updated 06/28/14

    Quote Originally Posted by Celestial-Fox View Post
    You're my favorite.

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    No. but it didn't make sense when saying after mine... but you still used it

    F-A-I-L

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    Its from this old sketch. I think it was upright citizen's brigade?

    Anyway they would play this game where you add "in bed" to the end of your fortune. And this dude kept getting fortunes like "You are terrible" and a picture of a thumbs down.

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