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    Princess of Default Victories pajamajam's Avatar
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    Can't you go to jail if you just keep whipping it out like that?

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    Sir-Mass-a-Lot Sylux's Avatar
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    What, for brandishing your cum? Not likely, I don't think.

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    999 Knights Member Gedeon's Avatar
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    Only 3 times a day? Wtf?
    Problem?
    Quote Originally Posted by GunZet View Post
    Mmm, yes, considering he's Serbian, he might.... overwork the ladies. Don't need that.

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    I call it many names. The two that seem to be most accurate tho are "Hell" and "Work".
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    Cypress: I'm like the cutest little fluffball ever, man
    Totally agree.

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    999 Knights Member Gedeon's Avatar
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    Now on Cannibalism:
    Cypress: I ate Van Gogh's ear.
    Byakuran: Damn, you real are old.Byakuran: Don't they say once you eat human meat you never go back?
    Cypress: Naw. I went back
    Cypress: Beef is much more savoury
    Problem?
    Quote Originally Posted by GunZet View Post
    Mmm, yes, considering he's Serbian, he might.... overwork the ladies. Don't need that.

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    On Del being a woman.

    Quote Originally Posted by Delpenis...?!
    It's not
    But my mood changes through the month I guess
    Last edited by Sylux; 08-14-2011 at 06:53 PM.

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    ^ Lol!
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    Quote Originally Posted by GunZet View Post
    Mmm, yes, considering he's Serbian, he might.... overwork the ladies. Don't need that.

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    On impressing girls

    Cake says:
    crap im out of yams

    James Harrison says:
    Oh shit

    Cake says:
    how will i impress this girl now

    James Harrison says:
    Idk play her a song

    Cake says:
    man she doesnt liike music she likes yams

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    On business opportunities.

    Cake says
    hey man i got an idea lets start a business where we sell "gorilla poop" but its actually dog poop
    yeah i guess we'd just mash some bananas in with it

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    Lord of Death jubeh's Avatar
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    On relationships

    Cake says
    heres some advice go up to a girl u see dating a dude and punch him out
    James Harrison says
    ic
    Tell me more
    Cake says
    then say "u belong 2 me now"
    then u are set

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