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    Sir-Mass-a-Lot Sylux's Avatar
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    Bots on reproduction.
    Quote Originally Posted by Spambot
    vagina (v-jn) The tube-shaped part of the reproductive tract in female mammals that is connected to the uterus at one end and opens to the outside of the body on the other end. taboo slang), beaver (taboo slang), muff (taboo slang), twat (taboo slang), quim (Brit. taboo), yoni, minge (Brit.

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    wow bots are even getting quoted now

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hayashida View Post
    when i used to do karate i was at a tournament and i had to spar with a girl and i was kind of hesitant at first but then she kicked me in the face and fucked up my nose so i kicked her right back in the head and then she dropped to the ground and i was like aw shit and they stopped the fight and called the medic dudes over but they werent paying attention cuz they were eating doughnuts and didnt notice for a while she turned out to be alright tho so thats good but basically the moral of the story is dont eat so much doughnuts and maybe dont underestimate ur opponents

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    i love run on sentences with absolutely no punctuation whatsover theyre just so amazing especially when you use words like ur and tell a sort of big long story in one paragraph and its like youre reading it all in one breath and you forget to breath and geez its hard to type without using commas and apostrophes but it at least it had a happy ending haha

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    Cloudy: everything in moderation
    Clockhand: No, mayonnaise is awful no mater what, its basically raw egg yolks.
    Jubeh: I could say the same about your genitalia but I like to think I'm a gentleman

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    Byakuran: did you know cow poo used to be used as hair dye? it makes your hair red ,,
    pajamajam: So does henna. Also, why you putting cow shit in your hair?
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    Isn't that like, super old? I mean it's probably been a year since i said that??
    Quote Originally Posted by Togame
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    eh no it was from 2 weeks ago

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    its been a long 2 weeks

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    I'm p. sure i havent spoken to maggie for a longer time..
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