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    On recharging your sword

    Cake: prolly not as cool cuz u dont gotta jack off

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    On the mexican mafia

    Evil Cake: played a game of mafia earlier and named myself TACO MASTER
    Evil Cake: some1 else named themselves BURRITO MASTER
    Evil Cake: I was a bodyguard, and we ended up killing one another in a duel

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    Bedtime story for Linz.
    SPOILER! :
    Linz says
    Im sleeepy tell me a bedtine story
    Aether Beleren says
    hmmm
    Linz says
    Bedtime
    Aether Beleren says
    once upon a time
    there was a big german rockstar
    named
    Linz says
    Ohh
    Aether Beleren says
    ill indermann
    Linz says
    Lmfao
    Aether Beleren says
    ill wasnt like all the other rockstars
    he was a massive tank of a guy who could tear a phonebook in half
    with his teeth
    Linz says
    Hot
    Aether Beleren says
    anyway, one day ill went to scotland
    and met a young spring chicken named
    inz
    Linz says
    Lnfao
    Aether Beleren says
    inz was a shortie so it was funny when you saw inz and ill standing next to each other
    but they fell in love
    but one day, ill's wife found out
    Linz says
    WAT
    Aether Beleren says
    and traveled to scotland to beat up inz with her brockwerst
    Linz says
    ):
    Aether Beleren says
    but ether stepped in
    and said
    "hey stop that"
    Linz says
    How heroix
    Heroic
    Aether Beleren says
    and she ignored him
    so ether headbutted ill's wife and broke her nose
    Linz says
    Nic
    E
    Aether Beleren says
    then he elbowed her in the face and fractured her cheekbone
    and punched her in the gut so she fell to the ground in pain
    unable to have children again
    then ill was mad and ran at ether
    so ether pulled out a gun and shot him in the head, execution style
    Linz says
    ...
    Aether Beleren says
    then ether ran over to inz and helped her up
    took her home
    and...
    they became rad friends
    Linz says
    YOU KILLED THE LOVE OF MY LIFE ;-;
    Aether Beleren says
    but over time that rad friendship turned into a rad marriage
    Linz says
    Wow that went fast
    Aether Beleren says
    and inz was cool with the fact that ether killed ill, the love of her life
    yeah linz, ether and inz lived together for like 8 years
    before they got married
    Linz says
    Oh right
    Aether Beleren says
    anyway
    Linz says
    Thats fine
    Aether Beleren says
    inz and ether lived happily ever after
    with no children
    cause ether doesnt want kids
    like, who really does
    honestly
    Linz says
    But they had a cat
    Aether Beleren says
    no
    they had
    Linz says
    Yes.
    Aether Beleren says
    okay they had a cat
    Linz says
    Yaaay
    Aether Beleren says
    a chocolate burmese
    his name was
    Linz says
    ALLERGIES
    Aether Beleren says
    allergies
    Linz says
    Lmfao NOooo
    Aether Beleren says
    so while ether thought he was a good husband bringing a cat home
    inz was allergic
    so he took it back to the pound to be put down in about 3 days
    Linz says
    ...
    Aether Beleren says
    and he got some sort of hypo allergenic cat instead
    which they named
    beemo
    Linz says
    NO
    Aether Beleren says
    then inz, ether, and beemo lived happily ever after
    especially inz and ether cause they were doing it like, every night
    and it was loud
    and violent
    and so much fun
    Linz says
    Oh goodness
    Every night and its violent?
    Aether Beleren says
    yeah
    Linz says
    Chafing~
    Aether Beleren says
    they practically beat each other up
    Linz says
    Oh god yes
    You know how i like it
    Aether Beleren says
    what. this is a story linz
    about inz
    Linz says
    YEP
    GOT IT.
    Aether Beleren says
    it has nothing to do with us
    Linz says
    YEP
    CRYSTAL CLEAR
    Aether Beleren says
    i just made these characters up
    anyway yeah
    Linz says
    With such creative names
    Aether Beleren says
    lived happily ever after doing it every night
    the end
    yeah i know, im awesome with names
    Linz says
    Yaaay good story
    It had drama, violence, romance and wtfuckery
    Aether Beleren says
    yeah i know
    and its a realistic story
    cause the first cat had to be put down
    Linz says
    Dick
    Aether Beleren says

    luls
    bby u no ilu rite?
    is y i took it back
    Linz says
    :c
    TO BE KILLED
    Aether Beleren says
    um how about
    i took allergies back to the pound
    but on the way a girl was crying in a park
    i stopped and asked her what was wrong
    and she said she had just buried her cat
    Linz says
    ;-;
    Aether Beleren says
    so i said, "here, have this cat. his name is allergies"
    and she said, "ill name him steven"
    Linz says
    Hahahahhhahaha
    Aether Beleren says
    and then i took allergies off her and said "no, its allergies. if youre not gonna keep his name you cant have him"
    and then she started crying as i walked off
    Linz says
    ...
    Aether Beleren says
    and left allergies at the pound to be put down after three days
    Linz says
    Youre an asshole
    Aether Beleren says

    ;D
    but u luv me so is all gud
    Linz says
    So mean ):
    PF
    Okay now i am vury sleepy
    Aether Beleren says
    and on the third day of allergies being at the pound
    Linz says
    You always come online when im ready to sleep
    NOOOO
    AFURRR
    STAHHHP
    Aether Beleren says
    the little girl walked into the pound
    Linz says
    -cries-
    Aether Beleren says
    and saw allergies
    Linz says
    ...
    Aether Beleren says
    just as the syringe was being prepared
    Linz says
    !
    Aether Beleren says
    she screamed saying "no i want steven i want steven"
    as the person working at the pound injected allergies
    she ran up
    crying into the corpse of allergies
    Linz says
    ......
    Aether Beleren says
    yelling "i want steven. i want steven"
    and she was scarred for life
    so she became a stripper
    named
    Linz says
    Afur whaaaiii -cries-
    Aether Beleren says
    named
    Linz says
    ...
    Aether Beleren says
    oswald
    Linz says
    ......
    Aether Beleren says
    yeah, oswald
    but with the stripper name like that
    she didnt get many tips
    so her drug addiction suffered
    as did feeding her 3 children
    ...
    im pretty messed up
    Linz says
    Thanks for that
    Ill have nightmares now
    Aether Beleren says
    yw
    Linz says
    And no one to hold me as i cry ;-;
    Aether Beleren says
    *hug*
    its okay
    Linz says
    Megusta
    Aether Beleren says
    if it makes you feel any better
    oswald meets a nice business man named
    Linz says
    ..
    Francis
    Aether Beleren says
    Shinichi Takahashi
    and they get married
    Linz says
    Lmfao WHAT
    Aether Beleren says
    and live in tokyo
    in a luxury apartment
    high above the city
    Linz says
    Awww
    Thats niiice
    Aether Beleren says
    and while oswald breaks off her drug addiction
    she becomes an alcoholic
    Linz says
    STOP
    STOO
    P
    Aether Beleren says
    and has affairs with any man that comes to her door
    while mr takahashi is out of town on business
    and it kills her inside each time she does it
    she doesnt know why
    Linz says
    STOOOOOOP
    Aether Beleren says
    "why do i do this"
    she asks herself
    Linz says
    -rocks back and forth-
    Aether Beleren says
    "shinichi is a wonderful man"
    Linz says
    -sobbing-
    Aether Beleren says
    "he's good to my children and to me"
    "he's given us all of this and yet i do this to him"
    so one night, as she finished her second bottle of vodka
    she hangs herself in the kitchen
    and her 3 children wake up in the morning
    to see their mother.
    dead
    and they scream
    sobbing into each other's shoulders
    Linz says
    ...
    Aether Beleren says
    unable to move from the horrific sight
    until their father returns home
    2 days later
    Linz says
    Yep youre fucked
    Aether Beleren says
    yeah...
    pretty screwed up
    Linz says
    IM GONNA SLEEP NOW.
    Aether Beleren says
    like who even thinks up that shit
    okay
    night linz
    Linz says
    You do
    Gudnait afursan
    i wake up every morning and brush my teeth with rainbows after i piss excellence and wash my face with glory

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    aint nobody got time for that

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    what about a tl;dr version
    i wake up every morning and brush my teeth with rainbows after i piss excellence and wash my face with glory

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    jeez is the bedtime story moby dick or somethin

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    That quote is so long ur gonna need a tl;dr version of the tl;dr

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    well it was kinda short. but i kept going and expanding on other character's stories. especially oswald.

    her story was probably the most messed up.
    i wake up every morning and brush my teeth with rainbows after i piss excellence and wash my face with glory

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hayashida View Post
    That quote is so long ur gonna need a tl;dr version of the tl;dr
    iLol'd
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