I will now be starting the Awards Section. This is the area that has stories, tales, expeditions and sagas that actually deserve an award for posting a tale worth reading before going to bed. There are two awards for each time I need a story. Every time I change the title, there is a new chance to win. It's that simple.
The Coolest Story- (Undecided; will re-run contest)
A True Bro- (Undecided; will re-run contest)
The Most Riveting Tale- Delphinus
A Good Chap- pajamajam
Whenever Im cleaning my room I tend to pile things on top of my bed that need to be moved. This way at the end of the night, if all that stuff isn't where it's meant to go then I have nowhere to sleep.
Once upon a time there was this kid named PWhit. He was tired but he couldn't fall asleep, so he got on the internet. Little did PWhit know that the internet was an evil, insomnia-causing invention that took advantage of people's sleep-deprived states so they would make dumb threads and spend too much money. PWhit fell for the internet's clever trap and sent pajamajam twenty bucks. Pajamajam was so thankful for PWhit's unwitting generosity that she decided to return the favor by helping him fall asleep. So p-jam called PWhit a whiner so he'd feel unmanly, and advised him to just take a damn Tylenol PM or something and get some freaking sleep already. The end.