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    Sir-Mass-a-Lot Sylux's Avatar
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    Chest pain

    I experience chest pain when aroused. What is going on? I see my doctor in a month, but I really want to know, yet About.com and WebMD aren't helping me.

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    Bad Enough Dude to Rescue the President Kodos's Avatar
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    It means you have turbocancer.

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    Palindrome Member ClockHand's Avatar
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    It's mean you are going to have a shark heart pretty soon.

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    now u just need 2 know what a shark heart is

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    You are dehydrated.

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    Your chest is getting a boner. Or something along that line.
    Could also have something to do with your ticker, as blood starts to move faster and the pulse rate speeds up when aroused.

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    You could just be an unfit slob and the increase in heart rate makes you pant unhealthily and hurts your heart.

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    Your body's telling you to stop masturbating.

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    Take some ibuprofen and you'll be fine.

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    Drink some H202. All lifes problems will disappear.

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