Ninjas vs. Pirates

[Blue_Dragon]

In a battle to the death, who would win? It's the age old question. Ninjas or Pirates.

Explain why or how.

*Should this be general discussion?* If so, I don't know how to move it...

[Evil_Cake]

somali pirate wins because of guns

[underdemon12]

this question is easy ninjas all the way with their quickness , smartness , swift feet , and strategy the pirates would lose for sure

[Blue_Dragon]

Hee hee, if the question's so easy, then why are people still debating it?

Just kidding.

@Cake:

Man, I dunno, man. Guns are nice, but you have to be able to see who you're shooting, or you'll hit your crew. Or the boat. And sink.

And the ninjas could be disguised as part of the crew!

But then, pirates are pretty bad-ass, so would they care about ship and crew?

edit: I just realized how lame my response was, but I'm not gonna erase history, so I guess I'll leave it. But I do want to confirm, yes, I know it's lame. :)

[Ozzaharwood]

It's not lame XD

IMO, I think ninjas would win, but there are a lot of factors that could come in to play so I have no idea.

Also, this thread could be in either general discussion or here, so it's all good.

[angel_dreamer13]

ninjas. because they have ninja powers.

[goggy]

Ninjas.

[Afrobit]

I'm just going to leave a quote here:

"Vikings are seriously underrepresented in the whole ninja vs pirates debate. IMO, pirates are just a weak sub-race of vikings and I find it unacceptable that the viking is denied similar basic archetypal rights. Vikings deserve stereotypes too. Also, they have better wenches."

[angel_dreamer13]

I'm changing my vote to Vikings, because they have Viking powers. and better wenches.

[pajamajam]

I'm just going to leave a quote here:

"Vikings are seriously underrepresented in the whole ninja vs pirates debate. IMO, pirates are just a weak sub-race of vikings and I find it unacceptable that the viking is denied similar basic archetypal rights. Vikings deserve stereotypes too. Also, they have better wenches."

This. Pirates rely on sails and guns and beaches. Vikings row their ships, kill with heavy metal, and if I remember right, some vessels could go up rivers as well.

Also, Valhalla.