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    Senior Member PWhit's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Delphinus View Post
    Would telling the aristocrats break the rules?
    Anyone can tell it, but who can tell it the best....?

    Anyway, your mothers are like bricks. They're flat, heavy and get laid by men that are just as fat and hopeless as they are.

    (Use this joke on your friends and see if they will kill you! )
    Last edited by PWhit; 03-05-2011 at 09:53 PM. Reason: avoiding being offensive

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    but all my friends' moms are really skinny

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    All my friends don't have moms.

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    Chuck Norris doesn't need to bath. Dirt doesn't even dare to get close to him.

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    I heard Chuck Norris tears can heal cancer.

    Too bad he never cries.

    (mm...not very good.)
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    Not even a Sheng Long wish can kill Chuck Norris.

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    In Soviet Russia tree climb into you.

    It isn't an earthquake Chuck Norris just got laid.

    A boy comes home from school and his mom asks
    "what did you do at school today"
    he replies "I had sex with a teacher today"
    his mom shock and horrified tells him to go to his room.
    His dad gets home and his mom, crying, tells his dad what happened
    the dad goes up to the kid's room and says
    "son your mom told me what happened and I'm supposed to yell at you but i'm proud of you, I wish I had the guts to do that when I was your age so I'm going to buy you a new bike"
    the boy replies "Uh, thanks dad, but my ass is still sore"
    Last edited by Outcast; 03-09-2011 at 10:41 AM.

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    Win.

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    http://www.gifbin.com/bin/032010/126...macys_sale.gif
    Can't post the image cuz school won't let me on the site.

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