NO! He needs a viking helmet! With horns! And then he can go and ravage villages and rob wal-marts!
He needs a battleaxe! Battleaxe's fix everything!
He also needs a much larger beard! It's imperative, and also if possible some chunky armour.
His beard used to be larger, iirc.
Unfortunately I can't look like too much of a hobo or else my credibility in a job environment goes way down.
Linz told me to post this so
My usual summer kit for games.
Hmm... I still think a Viking helmet would really help