MacArthur: MAN! This dimension blows!
Dinosaur: Hey whats so bad about it? I mean... come on!
MacArthur: First of all, its full of things that look like you! Frickin' nasty!
MacArthur: Secondly, theres nobody to kill!
Dinosaur: Thats because you pretty much already killed everyone else...
MacArthur: And lastly.... there are no hot mommas...
Dinosaur: Hey I'm a woma-
MacArthur: PLEASE! I DONT WANT TO KNOW!!
Dinosaur: Hmph! Well you can complain all you want, but you're stuck here!
MacArthur: Maybe for now... until I meet someone else who travels through dimensions...
MacArthur: Then I will cut that person down with my sword.
Dinosaur: WHA-?! Why??
MacArthur: Because when they die, a portal to their original dimension will open in order
to take back their corpse. I've been using those portals to travel.
Dinosaur: Where are you trying to get to?
MacArthur: *super dramatic* Heaven.
Dinosaur: Oh Okay
MacArthur: Don't you want to know what I mean by "Heaven"?
Dinosaur: No thanks, it sounds pretty dumb.
*Dinosaur rams into a tree*
Dinosaur: OWW!! You wouldn't know how to treat dinosaur concussions would you?!
MacArthur: Uhh.... No...?
*Dinosaur collapses and MacArthur is flung off*
MacArthur: Oh it wasn't so bad.
MacArthur: Is that thing dead? Oh well.
MacArthur: But now I don't even have a ride. Or a guide.
*A poral opens*
MacArthur: What the fuh- A dimensional portal!
MacArthur: This is great! I can kill whoever comes out and go to their world!
MacArthur: *super dramatic* Though it will probably be a complete badass*
*Dinosaur head flies out and MacArthur attacks it*
MacArthur: HURAAHHHGGG!!! (pretty much any battlecry could go here)
MacArthur: Oh duh. That was just the corpse returning to it's proper dimension.
Torah: Why did you do this?!
Torah: He was my only friend, and you chopped his head in half!
Torah: Why'd you do it?
MacArthur: Uh.... Idunno
MacArthur: But what the Hell is going on? I'm the one who chopped his head in half, but who
chopped it off?
Torah: Oh Crap.. Thats right! His killer is probably around here.
Torah: Then I better hurry!
*Torah starts to saw some meat off of the dead dinosaur*
MacArthur: What the-? Thats your friend isn't it?!
Torah: Yes but interdimensional travel is dangerous. Some worlds dont have anything
that is edible.
Torah: Plus hes really delicious!
MacArthur: Oh Okay.
MacArthur: Seriously though, I might have to kill you.
Torah: Why... would you want to do that?
MacArthur: Well you see, I make a habit out of only killing people who are assholes,
but you might be my only shot at getting out of this dimension.
MacArthur: I could kill the guy who off'd your dinosaur friend, but it looks like he ran
off. Like a Pussy.
Executioner: Say that again, chump! I dare you!
MacArthur: Noone is here... but it sounded like he was whispering in my ear...
MacArthur: Hey! Is this guy telepathic or something?
Torah: Oh! but he can turn invisible.
MacArthur: Well crap, how am I supposed to find him?
Executioner: Tell me Fool. What is your dimension like? I'm wondering who's portal to take
after I kill you two.
MacArthur: Okay, well...
MacArthur: In my dimension...
MacArthur: Flowers smell like bacon, and cake tastes like dookie. Water boils itself and
you've got to cool it to drink it.
Executioner: Hmm that poop cake could help me go on a diet.
Executioner: Your dimension doesnt sound half bad.
MacArthur: Yeah the bacon flowers are great.
Executioner: What about your dimension, girl?
Torah: If you went to my dimension, you'd die in three seconds.
Executioner: Aight, I'm going to yours.
MacArthur: Okay, ...but if you meet some guy named Douglass when you get there, can you
kill him for me?
Executioner: Now kneel down and I'll behead you.
Torah: Hey, are you really going to give up without a fight?
Torah: Whats that sword for?
MacArthur: You're right.. its time for an ACTION SEQUENCE
*MacArthur attacks but nothing really happens*
Executioner: HaHa.. Good thing you SUCK!!
MacArthur: HEY! If your bone head wasn't so hard, that would have cut you in half,
ASSHOLE!! SHUT UP!
*Torah chokes macarthur*
Torah: Dude, calm down!
MacArthur: What the Hell? Hows that supposed to help?!
MacArthur: Though I actually am calmer now...
*MacArthur gets punched in the face*
Ececutioner: NOW I CAN CHOP YOU!!!
MacArthur: Heh heh. You don't seriously think you've won, do you?
MacArthur: Because now is the perfect time for a "Deus ex Machina".
Executioner: Hurr? What are you talking about?
MacArthur: Its when something random happens and changes the outcome of a desperate
MacArthur: Yeah, you're pretty much screwed.
Executioner: Man, why am I even listening to you?
*Executioner of crushed by the dinosaur*
Torah: Hey thats not a deus ex machina, its got to be something completely new.
MacArthur: Thanks dinosaur.
MacArthur: I'm sorry I called you ugly, and if you'd want, I'd totally do you.
Dinosaur: *horrified/disgusted* GROSS! FRICKIN' NASTY!!
Torah: Well you're wierd.
MacArthur: Yeah whatever.
MacArthur: But what are you going to do now? Are you staying here?
Torah: No way! I hate this place!
Torah: I'm going through that guy's portal.
MacArthur: Alright, but we've got to finish him off first.
MacArthur: and his dimension might be filled with guys just like him...
MacArthur: We should stick together.
Torah: I'm not sticking with you!
Torah: What you said to that dinosaur was pretty creepy...
MacArthur: Hey you don't need to worry about any advances from me, okay?
MacArthur: You're not really my type anyway.
Torah: But that dinosaur was?
MacArthur: Err... Well that was a special circumstance...
Torah: Screw it, I'll come with you.
Torah: It'll be good to have you around.
Torah: If we get stuck, I can just kill you and take your portal without remorse.
MacArthur: Heh. Thats the same reason I wanted you around.
Torah: Oh and my names Torah by the way!
MacArthur: Torah, eh?
MacArthur My names MacArthur!
*executioner's head is chopped off and end*