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Thread: Yo mama/chuck norris/ anything else that might be funny thread.

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    Yo mama/chuck norris/ anything else that might be funny thread.

    Just nothing to break the rules, Ok?

    I'll start us off.
    A chav and his girlfriend are walking down a mall, his girlfriend is like oooohhh ooohhh I really want them shoes. So he gets a brick lobs it at the window and gives her the shoes. Then his girlfriend is like oooohhh ooohhh I really want that handbag. So he gets a brick lobs it at the window and gives her the handbag. Then his girlfriend is like oooohhh ooohhh I really want them necklace. So he sais WTF? Do you think I'm made of bricks?

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    A Mexican man walks into a bar.

    Please note that he's the *only* Mexican person there and all the other guys are white.

    Suddenly one of the white guys walks up to the Mexican guy and says...

    "Hey you! Colored men aren't allowed, much less welcome here!"

    Then, the Mexican guy turns around and says to the white guy...

    "Hey pendejo... When I was born, I was brown!"

    "When I grew up, I was brown!"

    "When I am sick, I'm brown!"

    "When I'm in the sun, I'm brown!"

    "When I'm in the cold, I'm brown!"

    "And when I die, I'll still be brown!"

    "But on the other hand you, pendejo, when you were born, you were pink!"

    "When you grew up, you were white!"

    "When you're sick, you turn yellow or even green!"

    "When you're in the sun, you turn red!"

    "When you're in the cold, you turn blue!"

    "And when you die, you'll turn purple!"

    "And you have the nerve and the balls to call me a "colored man!?" Ha ha!"

    Found that on Urban Dictionary.

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    LOL! that's a good one.

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    ハリセン クラプ Ace Pitcher Hayashida's Avatar
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    Your mother is so fat, she finds it hard to breathe while doing strenuous activities.
    bam

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    Your mother is so hot that...listen, could you just tell her to return my calls?

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    Your mother is so upstanding that she doesn't have any points on her driver's license taken away and she regularly recycles.

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    YO momma's so fat

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    Yo momma's so fat, when she walked past me her shadow broke my foot.

    Apparently that is funny. I don't get these jokes.

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    Lmfao Lucy. I don't think I've laughed as much as I did just then in my life. (at both comments XD)

    I got one... Yo' momma's like a vacuum cleaner; She sucks, she blows and gets laid in the closet.

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    Would telling the aristocrats break the rules?

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