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    There once was a hobo living under a bridge. This hobo ate cheese and dandelions. This hobo met a little deer named Bambi. Bambi was a nice deer, who obviously wasn't related to the one in that movie called Bambi about a deer who looks exactly like this one. One day, they went on a stroll. They walked and walked, until finally they found a sleigh. "SANTA!" Bambi thought. For how he always wanted to become a reindeer. They searched all around but couldn't find Santa. Suddenly, a gunshot was heard from above. SANTA WAS IN THE TREE. Santa shot Bambi, and took whatever gender the little deer was 'cause I could never figure it out, and payed the hobo. The hobo, as it turns out, was an assistant to Santa in the business of illegal poaching.

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    That's not how it goes.... It goes more like this:

    There was a hobo called Chester A. Bum. He reviewed movies in exchange for pot and money. He hallucinated and saw a moose called Bombee. Bombee said to Chester, "We need to find Satan!" Chester said, "OKAY!" So Chester went to the north pole though a time space warp in the Chicago Blizzard of 2011. Bombee was captured by Santa. Satan put a beacon light on Bombee's nose and called him Rudolph. Santa paid Chester in Sudomethemphedimines A.K.A. crystal meth. Chester then went back to Chicago and reviewed Skyline. SHortly after he told everyone about it, he earned 500 Million Swahili Dollars. He then was able to comission doing reviews with Doug Walker. Santa lived to be a reindeer poacher.

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    SUPERCALIFRAGEXPIALIDOCIOUS

    and I remember this from memory.

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    sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet bedtime!

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    Storytime! STORYTIME!

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    Who the hell are you.

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    WTF, that story's amazing. This one's cool too.

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