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    Little Trouble in Big Zhaoge (G)


    Sorry, a bit rushed. Also this is taking place IN THE FUTURE. Slightly. Figure this likely starts about the same time that C gets home from their tourny.
    Of course, better yet is to just not think about the timeline since all of the Time Lords mucked it up and there is no Doctor here to set things right.


    The last few months have certainly been interesting.

    First there was that global quake that shook the world, and not much else. That was certainly an odd enough occurrence in and of itself, and some of those in tune with the Way felt it was a sign of something wrong, or soon to be wrong, in Nature. The Kami's displeasure with the way events had gone, or soon would go. But only a few Druid villages seemed to get really worried or upset. The second tremor was more of the same.

    Then came the word from the Western Kingdoms that Therion, the Doom of Heroes, King of Rape, Worldsmasher, and so on, had been demanding greater
    and more frequent tributes of treasure and women from his conquered territories, that his armies had been on the move, his production of undead increased,
    and that the Doom of Heroes himself had been spotted outside of his lair on at least two separate occasions.

    Oh dear.

    Then Brookhaven, some city out West. What the fuck was that all about? Reports were strangely vague about that. All you knew - if even that little - was
    that Therion did something to the town and everyone died and apparently it's so fucked that no one can even live there anymore. How lovely.
    And then came Doré. The shining bastion of civilization and justice in the West was destroyed by the Worldsmasher. Its princesses taken, its cities smashed,
    the country was in ruins and the survivors few.

    How lovely.

    Then he proceeded to smash Champignon, some small kingdom near Lareaux. Rumors of increased activity among his agents are also rife.

    Clearly Therion was off on one of his frequent "FUCK THE WORLD I AM AWESOME!" trips.

    Luckily, none of it concerned you directly. Therion rarely fucked with Izumo, after all.
    Right?

    But things in Izumo have been odd lately, too, haven't they?

    To the south there are stories of increased activity by the vile Cult of Orochi. Rumors from Cao tell stories of ghost epidemics.

    But thankfully, nothing here in Wu, so far. Besides, you weren't here to worry about evil cults and/or hungry ghosts. You are here, in Wu, for a martial arts tournament.

    You are here to kick ass and eat dumplings - and you're all outta dumplings.

    ***

    The arena was a large open-air affair, although you had seen larger. You had the great honor of the presence of Yao, a Tien Lung, and his retinue. You weren't quite expecting this, but then again, no one probably was. Everyone seemed a bit awed and humbled by his presence.

    Fortunately, Lord Yao had chosen to assume humanoid form for his visit. A giant dragon hovering over the crowd might have made things a bit distracting.

    The tournament was scheduled to last four days. There were no eliminations. The overall winner would be determined by whoever had the most wins. In the event of a tie, there would be a tiebreaker match.

    The first fight of the day was some chick named Lin vs some guy named Shun. The crowd seemed pretty excited.

    ***

    Lin took her place in the arena first, accompanied by cheers and a fair share of catcalls - you imagine the presence of a dragon got the rowdier elements in line.

    She was clearly an older woman, however she was also quite the stunning beauty. Her beauty made it a bit hard to place, but one imagined she was probably in her late 30's or early 40's. Her hair was tied back in a tight bun, and she wore a short, skintight qipao that terminated in a loincloth of sorts. She was more than a pretty face and amazing rack though, you could see she was fairly toned.

    She had a confident smile on her pretty face as Shun entered (well, stumbled/staggered in). From the vibe she gave off, if her skill was even half as good as her ego he was pretty much screwed.

    She was quicker than him, rushing in as soon as the fight started. Despite taking the initiative she was caught off guard a bit by her opponent's drunken swaying and dodging, her palmstrike missing. Still, the older beauty was confident, playing it off with a one-liner. "You haven't even lost yet and you're already hitting the drink?"

    To be fair, the people in the front rows could almost smell the booze.
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    "Why the smack talk when you fight like shit?" Shun slurred whilst lazily making a grab at Lins Ample rack. She reacted as you would expect, pulling away, unfortunately the whole point of the grope ruse was to take her off guard and he followed it up with a hard kick to the stomach.

    SPOILER! :
    Feint:1d20+7=19
    Stunning fist attack: 1d20+10=20 DC17
    damage: 2d6+5=13

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    Lin gasped and recoiled as Shun grabbed at her bouncing chest. She was about to shout something at him when his foot buried itself into her guts. Immediately Lin doubled over, coughing, with her arms wrapped around her stomach. The crowd seemed to like it, and Shun no doubt appreciated the view.

    1d20+6=16

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    Trying his best to humiliate his opponent and have fun doing it Shun decided to actually give Milf's boobs a complementary squeeze for real this time.
    "Your tits are as soft as you are" he laughed whilst driving his knee hard into her gut.

    SPOILER! :
    Stunning fist: 1d20+10=27
    Damage:2d6+5=9

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    Lin smirked down at her downed opponent. "Not so tough now, huh?" She taunted before unleashing two stomps down at him. One of which caught him in the throat.

    Despite her earlier slip ups, Lin seemed to be quite confident again, and she seemed to have the crowd back on her side. The latter may have had something to do with a tendency to see up her dress whenever she did a high kick or moved too quickly, as well as her chest, though.

    Two hits, possible crit
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    The crowd found it amusing but Lin just gasped as her lovely lady lumps were squeezed. She then gasped again as she lost her breath and was given another hard hit to her stomach. This time, though, she managed to resist losing her breath or anything.

    "I'll fucking show you soft." She growled as she rose up, bringing her knee up with her. Smashing it straight up and between Shun's legs. The crowd gave a sympathetic "oooh," Lin just gave him a confident and bitchy little smirk. "Still think I'm soft?" She purred.

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    Shun winced but managed not to curl up like his lady friend did. Instead he staggered forwards with his fist out like a lance, Lin fell for the bait again only this time Shun managed to trip over himself and land with a nice view of his opponents thong. Before he could make a rude comment he got a kick in the face.


    SPOILER! :
    Fort save:1d20+9=29
    Feint Bluff: 1d20+7=26
    Touch attack:1d20+10=11 Crit miss
    Lin's face kick:1d8+5=9

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    Zhan Yao shifted in his seat, his long tan face twitching in reaction to the blows in the arena before him. His long nails, elegantly shaped and decorated, caught the light as his hands moved to rest more comfortably on a exquisitely carved walking stick in front of him.
    Beside him sat his mother, regal in her bearing and refined in her dress, less extravagant perhaps than her children but with a certain timelessness. She was beautiful for a human- startlingly so, her apparent youth impossible. Such were the gifts his father had bestowed upon her.
    To her other side he sat, the Tien Lung Yao. Zhan's father.
    Most of Yao's other, older children weren't in attendance; too important perhaps, or too busy. No matter; it was Zhan who he had asked to do this task. Zhan had enough pride and love for his father to be pleased at that.
    Zhan winced and smiled as the woman- Lin- landed a particularly nasty and effective blow. She was quite lovely, and quite talented. He hoped she won this bout.
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    Shun hopped back up pretty quick for a drunk who had just had his throat stomped and even managed to brush his face against Lin's breasts on his way to her chin, which he promptly head butted. "There's no need to be tough when you're kicking like shit"


    SPOILER! :
    Tumble check:1d20+16=33
    Stunning fist attack: 1d20+10=28
    Damage:2d6+5=14

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    Lin was panting a bit ('my eyes are up here, tiger') but still seemed full of fire. Showing her skill, the middle-aged beauty stood on one straightened leg while using her other leg to send two quick and strong kicks smashing into Shun.

    It hurt, but at least the view was nice (wink wink nudge nudge).

    "Still think I kick like shit?" She smirked.

    2 Hits!
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