The new never ending story thread

[SebSchmidt]

...in order to amass enough money to build and train an army of robotic lawnmowers...

[Sylux]

...that would ravage the landscape, absolutely desecrating all within its path and crushing all within its hands as an awesome and greatly overpowering unstoppable force powered by the astral energy fluctuations output by the four gods of the Dark Lord: T'thoth, S'thakh, F'thonh, and K'thulh, which would be harnessed by the archivist of the robotic lawnmowers after their creator launched his fail-safe campaign that disabled them from repairing their damages; as a result, they were forced to shut down and go into hiding save their archivist, who kept them all alive with the power of the four gods, and remained there for many a year, until...

[Demonfyre]

...a large thermometer from outer space crashed into the side of the...

[Yukie]

...secret spaceship that Santa's elves were commissioned to build by the neo-Soviet Union, because...

[Black_Shaggie]

..S'thakh, the 2nd & most cunning god of the Dark Lord, had sent his dark fey operative to sabotage the neo-Soviet space station TETRIS in a pathetic attempt to impress the Dark Lord himself because quite frankly, he was getting really bored of T'thoth picking on him eall th etime because...

[Demonfyre]

...he was lazy and drank to much mead...