Replace the Lyrics

[jubeh]

Take a phrase or word from a song and replace it with something else. Like a ylyl kind of thing.

Lookin for love replaced with taking a dump

I was taking a dump in all the wrong places
Taking a dump in too many places
Searchin' her eyes, lookin' for traces
Of what I'm dreamin' of
Hoping to find a friend and a lover
I'll bless the day I discover,
You - taking a dump.

[GunZet]

Die replaced with pie

Dethklok- Fansong
PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE
PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE
PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE PIEEEEeeee!!

[Psy]

Baby love to bacon love

Bacon love, my bacon love
I eat you, oh how I eat you!
But all you do is treat me bad
Clog my heart and leave me fat
Tell me, what did I do wrong?
To make cook you way to long

'Cause bacon love, my bacon love
Been missing ya, miss crisping ya
Instead of breaking up
Forget the chicken and ketchup
Don't throw my love away
In my arteries you will stay?
Need ya, need ya, bacon love, bacon love

Bacon love, my bacon love
Separate to cook my love's?
Cook you all the way through
I never loved no one but you
Why you do me like you do?
I need to feed

Eat you whole, once again, my love
Feel your warm taste, my love
Don't throw my love away
Make enough to last me all day
Less fatty than you used to be
Sodium has got the best of me

My love, my bacon love
I need you, oh how I need you!
Why you do me like you do?
After I've cooked you through
Pig meat I'm in love with you

Bacon, bacon, 'til it's hurtin' me
'Til it's hurtin' me, bacon love
Don't throw my love away
Don't throw my love away

[Hayashida]

Willy Bean is not my girlfriend she's just the child who thinks that I am the one but that kid isn't my son

[toast]

i remember
learning how to take a dump
deep-end board
i was high

i remember learning how to take a dump

i just had to go
to the end of the board
i distract myself
and go waaaaaaaaaay up now
i just had to take a dump
you just have to take a dump
and touch the water
with the end of your fingers..




that was really unfunny but i smirked fuck you guys

[jubeh]

lol

[whenrabbitsattack2.0]

"you don't know you're beautiful" replaced with "you've got toilet paper on your shoe"
"You've got toilet paper on your shoe
Baby, you light up my world like nobody else
the way people laugh when you walk gets me overwhelmed
I know you don't notice a thing, it ain't hard to tell
you don't know-oh -oh you've got toilet paper on your shoe

It ain't genius but I lol'd

[corastaur]

take a walk replaced with take a shot

But then my partner called to say the pension funds were gone
He made some bad investments, now the accounts are overdrawn
I took a shot.
(take a shot, take a shot, take a shot)
(take a shot, take a shot, take a shot)
Ohh-ohh-ohh-ohh
I took a shot
(take a shot, take a shot, take a shot)
(take a shot, take a shot, take a shot)
Ohh-ohh-ohh-ohh-ohh-ohh-ohh
"Honey, it's your sun"
I think I borrowed just too much.
We had taxes, we had bills, we had a lifestyle to front.
And tonight I swear I'll come home and we'll make love like we're young.
Tomorrow , you'll cook dinner for the neighbors and their kids.
We can rip apart the socialists and all their damn taxes.
You see I am no criminal, I'm down on both bad knees.
I'm just too much a coward to admit when I'm in need.
I took a shot.

This made way too much sense haha all I could think was how drunk that dude would be at the end of the song o.o