An easy way to do it is to just not pay your internet bill. Urge to use the internet? Temporarily solved for an extended period of time.
Also a lesson in good ol fashioned american debt
Depending on how you got things set up. There's this thing with my ISP where I could just pay month-to-month. Unfoooortunately I'm stuck in this fuckin' two-year contract
The kombucha mushroom people, sitting around all day.