its not racism if its true
Ow. Cat just landed on my thumb with it's claws out.
It's my second time seriously wearing makeup.
And I just smeared it.
This stuff is overrated.
I find women look better without it usually.
It was just eyeliner, and only two people noticed. Eh. I get a ☆u tried☆ for the day, at least.
The kombucha mushroom people, sitting around all day.
Can someone explain me the whole joke of black Friday?
I would, but some fat lady kicked me in the teeth and snatched it from me.