Spam 23: spooky scary skeletons

[GunZet]

I'll make you an offer you can't resist.

[Evil_Cake]

fudge?

[Hayashida]

naw thats blocks of earwax

[Demonfyre]

Blocks of earwax is better than those marshmallows?? ;___;

Jubeh was right... I am a bad chef

[GunZet]

You should know this, Demon.

[Celestial-Fox]

Proof that public education is going to crap.

[GunZet]

Nah, he lives in the UK. He's automatically 100% smarter than us by default. He's just playing dumb.

[Psy]

Some one teach me how to be a witty smart ass! My usual gay retorts can't help me at work without making things worse so I need to know how to insult without making it completely obvious that it was my intention. I have a dude that just likes to make jabs at me about everything under the sun. I can be stocking and he will come up and just say something and I will ask him to repeat it so he will but at a lower volume. I will usually ignore him after that but then it's like "aww don't be like that. I'm sorry dude. Don't worry it's going to be ok I promise." He was picking on some one about being a prison look alike or ex con and the dude comes back at him with "hey I heard you get drug tested when you get promoted. What are you going to do about that?"
The little bitch ran to the store manager and told on him because he insinuated that he is on drugs (which he is because he comes to work smelling faintly like weed constantly).
I'm not really one to go out of my way and try fucking with someone for pleasure so I don't want to emulate him. I want to be able to think on my feet and defend myself as needed without insulting him directly or possibly getting in trouble by him twisting what I say.

[Evil_Cake]

kill

[Hayashida]

the dude sounds like a real weenie, i'd say punch him in the lips