Spam 23: spooky scary skeletons

[jubeh]

man of course I know that. There's even a cool 8 out of 10 cats countdown special that you should watch.

I watched that already u wanker

[Hayashida]

if anyone here is the wanker it is u

[jubeh]

you are the one
who is the
wanker

[Hayashida]

James, standing alone
He does not realize that
He is a wanker

[jubeh]

Twas John who wanked the wankers call, he said
I wank'ed everyone. I do not care
to spare the wary sons of men age 10.
Come close to me I wank for free said he.

[Hayashida]

A man.
Not old.
Not young.
Stares at his screen.
The internet.
A place of many things.
Cats.
Videos.
Pornography.
This man is intrigued.
He thinks for a moment.
No.
Ugh.
Yes.
He is a wanker.
He is a wanker.
He is a wanker.
His name.
It's James.

[GunZet]

Wank
Wank
Wank
Wank
Wank
Wank.

Waaaank.
Yeaaaa.

[jubeh]

"John's Ode to Wanking"

To wank
is to be free
of feeling
such a simple
one handed activity

[Hayashida]

that one's pretty good.

Alright thanks everyone for participating in the 1st annual James v. John poetry slam, we'll see you all next year, goodnight

[Evil_Cake]

T_T