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Thread: How your day went

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    Lord of Death jubeh's Avatar
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    advice for staying out in the sun: try not being white

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    dont do it thats terrible advice

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    So I got my catheter taken out earlier today. They said it healed up nicely. I will say it was one of the most uncomfortable experiences I've probably ever had, but the worst part was the initial removal, since it had been in me for so long that it felt like they were ripping a flaming snake/worm right out my junk for about 5 seconds.

    Then I proceeded to be sounded and having dye inserted (it felt like someone stuck another smaller penis inside my penis and began to urinate) like 3 times until they finally let me go. But yea... feels good to be able to pee like a man again.
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    jesus christ how horrifying

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    life will be so much better when we have robot bodies

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    I cant wait

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    don't worry, shouldn't be too much longer.

    on another note, my legs turned a lovely shade of well-done lobster today. it hurts so good.
    I am so glad I'm not a lifeguard, jj. james' advice unfortunately doesn't work very well for me. can't fathom why.

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    Lord of Death jubeh's Avatar
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    have you tried taking a dump and going to sleep

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    Two exams. Bossed the first, cocked up the bloody second one. Drank and smoked heavily.
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    You forgot your F in Modesty.

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    maybe don't use the term 'cocked' up in combination with 'bloody' around the guy with a bloody broken cock

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