I was attacked by the french mafia today
The kombucha mushroom people, sitting around all day.
Yeah, I decided to give them some tea for their hard work
The kombucha mushroom people, sitting around all day.
They stabbed me and looted the fridge
The kombucha mushroom people, sitting around all day.
Saw Lincoln today man I cried man I'm the biggest war buff that shit hit me deep seeing such great acting portraying some of my favorite characters in American history.
I got my sister to pluck the unibrow I was getting.
I'm so hairy -
so manly.
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