I was attacked by the french mafia today
"No comment."
Yeah, I decided to give them some tea for their hard work
"No comment."
They stabbed me and looted the fridge
"No comment."
Saw Lincoln today man I cried man I'm the biggest war buff that shit hit me deep seeing such great acting portraying some of my favorite characters in American history.
I got my sister to pluck the unibrow I was getting.
I'm so hairy -
so manly.
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