Got told that after we clean the crap outa my store I will get trained by a store manager to become an ASM! Fuck yea!
He wants me to learn all kinds of crap but I told him I knew how to do all that and he was like "riiiiight. I had a dude tell me that once and he was all talk." so I'm like watch me fool waaaaaatch. My merchandising manager who will hopefully become my store manager is like "dude once he starts he's going to be hella surprised that you do know all this stuff. He's going to be all like "Daaaaaayum! Where they been hiding you?" hahaha." so I'm optimistic about everything.