I'd say go find that cow and lick the shit out of her to the point where she begins to reflect on her actions.
style it into a pompadour clearly
So should I grow a mustache again I actually sorta miss it.
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If you took the time to read this, you can just call me Al, or Stan.
I think if you grow a mustache you should grow a beard as well
I think it'll work, just don't be surprised when you wake up covered in bitches