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    Super Senior Member Celestial-Fox's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by ClockHand View Post
    I have a similar problem with Sushi. If I ate sushi I have to go to the bathroom in few minutes, and I made the most creamy crap ever.
    That happens when we feed our dog leftover salmon. :U

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    Quote Originally Posted by Celestial-Fox View Post
    I'm lactose intolerant and I don't do anything about it.

    Let's just say I dump one to three times a day.
    I'm lactose intolerant too, but I don't do anything about it. It's unfortunate for anyone who happens to be in the room if I decide to consume dairy.
    i wake up every morning and brush my teeth with rainbows after i piss excellence and wash my face with glory

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    Super Senior Member Celestial-Fox's Avatar
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    My lactose intolerance probably influences and informs my fart humor.

    SPOILER! :
    I can fart on command.

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    Hahahahaha. This thread.

    I just took a dump that made the toilet water rise so high it touched my balls. Then I took a shower. Now i'm here.
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    I pegged you as a sadist, nyuck nyuck.
    My Story Thread


    If you took the time to read this, you can just call me Al, or Stan.

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    Palindrome Member ClockHand's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Celestial-Fox View Post
    My lactose intolerance probably influences and informs my fart humor.

    SPOILER! :
    I can fart on command.
    Are you the last fartbender from the north tribe?

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    Wow, this thread >_< Once someone at my house clogged the toilet and decided to just use the toilet brush to poke it down then put the toilet brush back without cleaning it. days/weeks later I go to clean the toilet, but the brush is covered in dried toilet paper and dump D:
    I still don't know for sure if it was my sister or my ex D:

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    For a second I was doubting whether this thread was legit, how wrong I was :L I'll make sure to document any dump experiences tomorrow in excruciatingly nasty detail :P


    Quote Originally Posted by ClockHand View Post
    Are you the last fartbender from the north tribe?
    She must be!

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    It was blue once.

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