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    Super Senior Member Celestial-Fox's Avatar
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    On the Bus

    Some guy is calling me gorgeous, asking my name, inquiring my destination, and occasionally touching my kneecap.

    Suggestions (that don't include punching him in the face)?

    Edit: He just moved from the back of the bus to come sit right next to me. This is gonna get violent soon.
    Last edited by Celestial-Fox; 06-27-2012 at 06:52 PM.

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    EDIT: What indescribable said
    The kombucha mushroom people, sitting around all day.

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    Go strike up a conversation with the bus driver.

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    Super Senior Member Celestial-Fox's Avatar
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    HE TOUCHED MY BUTT.

    YELLING. LOTS OF ANGRY YELLING. (And a near-physical fight with other people who told him to back off.)

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    Teach him the meaning of vengeance!
    Last edited by Demonfyre; 06-27-2012 at 07:32 PM.
    The kombucha mushroom people, sitting around all day.

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    Yeah, an eye for an eye, a butt-grab for a butt-grab. I'm sure that'll show 'im.

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    Yuck, no way! XD

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    Use gloves? Or you could use a blunt instrument like a bat or something?
    Last edited by Demonfyre; 06-27-2012 at 07:39 PM.
    The kombucha mushroom people, sitting around all day.

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    How about one of those grabber sticks with a hand instead of a claw.


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    Only old people own those!

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