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    Palindrome Member ClockHand's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by pajamajam View Post
    I will never sleep again you guys.

    You better pet it right now!

    Man, I still remember my spider zoo when I was little.

    Quote Originally Posted by WhenRabbitsAttack View Post
    sleep is for the living
    Read it with Mani Calabera voice.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pajamajam View Post
    I will never sleep again you guys.

    Once when one of my boyfriends was staying over there was a spider about that size sitting on the book shelf. He wanted to catch it and put it outside, but when he went to put a container over it it jumped on him and bit his nipple. Luckily it wasn't a dangerous spider.

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    Palindrome Member ClockHand's Avatar
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    So you left him because he cheated on you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Inksprout View Post
    Once when one of my boyfriends was staying over there was a spider about that size sitting on the book shelf. He wanted to catch it and put it outside, but when he went to put a container over it it jumped on him and bit his nipple. Luckily it wasn't a dangerous spider.
    It's a well known fact that spiders have a fetish for nippletorture

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    I need to find that nipplebiting spider. For science, of course. :I

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    Ew... spiders...
    Life is like a book, in that the avoiding experiences is like skipping a page, and staying in on weekends is like skipping a chapter.

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    Camel spider
    The kombucha mushroom people, sitting around all day.

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    Camel toe

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    wat

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    ハリセン クラプ Ace Pitcher Hayashida's Avatar
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    I heard that if you pet a spider its hair will fall out

    edit: geez, this movie that RZA directed looks intense

    Last edited by Hayashida; 06-29-2012 at 04:20 PM.

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