Some of the most weird quotes you have (they dont have to be from MT)

[Snooderflubbyguppy]

ok so I like to collect radom saying, quotes etc. I figured you all would have some interesting ones.

[Outcast]

"How could anyone do that to a panda?"

[Celestial-Fox]

(Don't list threads go in the Cb?)

[Outcast]

Yes

[ScantyXKneesocks]

"It may be stupid, but it's also dumb."

"One day I climbed into bed and admired the beautiful starry sky...and then I wondered, "Where is the ceiling?"

"If you think that you look like you know what you're doing, you probably do."

[SoulReaver]

"How can you say you love her, if you can't even eat her poop?"

[eltoroguaco]

Well, I'm a mushroom-cloud-layin' motherfucker, motherfucker! Every time my fingers touch brain, I'm Superfly T.N.T., I'm the Guns of the Navarone!

It's not only weird or funny, but it's the most awesome thing Samuel L. Jackson have ever said!
No, "Motherfucking snakes" DO NOT COUNT!

[Gedeon]

"im not a pedophile if i like to watch small kids'' I heard this from a guy in my school. OAO

[WhenRabbitsAttack]

there is no freedom, only potato

friend; Dammit! dude, it's not hard enough yet. me;....... that's what she said

that last one was said last week. we laughed for about ten minutes after she said that.

[Outcast]

The moment I saw the penis I knew it was him.
I am both appalled and proud of this.

From some random asshole on the internet.