Video Games Lessons

[ClockHand]

Post some lesson that Video Games have taught you to survive the common life.

Lesson 457: "Kill the bitch after you fuck her" GTA (anny).

[jubeh]

Red barrels are dangerous.

[Superdooperphailmachine]

Here are just a few things I have learned:

The meaning of the word Decade.
How to read big words.
Not to walk in long grass.
Dodge his punch then counterpunch.

[Hayashida]

If you fall off a large cliff you will die.
- From the Mario series.

[jubeh]

I gotta believe!

[alxsmpgmr]

for some reason the world is finite, and if you try to leave you will die/explode/etc.

[LVUER]

You could press "continue" for infinite numbers of time... and if you success even just one time, then you win. But you only need to press that "give up" once to see the dreaded game over screen.

So, never give up, no matter the hardship is. Life is like a video game... without the reset button.

[nextweek]

I learned how to raise the dead!!!

[LVUER]

And how is that?

[ClockHand]

If you see a Green or Red Mushroom, a rolling head of you or a ballom eat them.