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michael jackson,the wannabe ninja(i ain't tellin you my real name!)
michael jackson was a snowglobe that featured a baby vulture, a pen, and a dead wombat.
Last edited by WhenRabbitsAttack; 04-26-2012 at 01:30 AM.
And also he raped children
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Michael Jackson was almost certainly not a pedophile.
Originally Posted by Sylux
He was a creep and everyone seems to have forgotten this since his death
Cora, The Apocalypse Witch.
"Cora was an artist who lived in a castle with fortune tellers"....
Last edited by corastaur; 04-26-2012 at 11:57 AM.
Super Senior Member
I think the parents that sued him just wanted money, the kid was just a way to get it, much like the parents of balloon boy just wanted attention, and that kid was just a way to get it. I don't believe he actually molested any children.
Liebe, the Honorable Perv.
Last edited by Mr_Liebe; 04-26-2012 at 01:24 PM.
I thought one kid confessed that he was never touched.
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