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    Devilish Member Joosh's Avatar
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    I dislike those drawings

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    I'm too good for studies; I use subtle symbolism. If your IQ isn't at least 143, you'll never figure out this masterpiece's deep meanings.
    I call this one "Shades of Evil." I'm selling it for $900,000, discounted from its original price of $1,000,000.
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    I think that one guy on the right farted really loudly and all the others shut him out and are groping for fresh air

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    Quote Originally Posted by Matt View Post
    I'm too good for studies; I use subtle symbolism. If your IQ isn't at least 143, you'll never figure out this masterpiece's deep meanings.
    I call this one "Shades of Evil." I'm selling it for $900,000, discounted from its original price of $1,000,000.
    Well this piece is obviously a work symbolic of turmoil in an allegory to social behaviors. The man is grey, which again represents the piece's intense feelings of despair, in addition to his dismal background of a similar colour. His shadow is cast over an extensive barrier between himself and that which he participates in: He is marking out others' shortcomings to hide his own, much as a bully might. It is surely a piece to depict the angst of oneself who has no regard for himself, his own, and thus less even for others.

    Surely you all have realized this.

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    @Matt could you pay in installments?
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    I'd have to think about it. I mean, it's obviously worth quite a chunk.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Matt View Post
    I'm too good for studies; I use subtle symbolism. If your IQ isn't at least 143, you'll never figure out this masterpiece's deep meanings.
    I call this one "Shades of Evil." I'm selling it for $900,000, discounted from its original price of $1,000,000.
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