Alright you're talking bullshit ram. I live in America amd I've beem illegally torrenting really bug shit for years. 3ds Max and Sony Vegas? Got 'em all. Zbrush, Flash, and Photoshop CS5.1? Got 'em. 22 games that cost $50 that I haven't even played yet? Yeah, got 22 games. We do not have ACTA and SOPA. We have stealing laws. Or, at the very least, "cheating developers out of your $2,500 purchase" laws. And they are extremely easy to bypass. Mayma, PM me and I can tell you where to get Photoshop free of charge.
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