Page 2 of 2 FirstFirst 12
Results 11 to 19 of 19

Thread: This thread is for Hamachi, Sparky and I only.

  1. #11
    Sir-Mass-a-Lot Sylux's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2010
    Location
    THE LEGEND NEVER DIES
    Posts
    7,433
    awwwwwwwww shyet

  2. #12
    Senior Member Hamachi's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2010
    Location
    In your heart
    Posts
    569
    Unicorns are your best friends bro. They're strong and quick and magical and their only weakness is virgin women. Also, they can cure sicknesses and shi-crap- with their awesome horns. If you get shot in the street a unicorn is your homie, 'cause he'll fix you right up and gallop you far far away. If you're looking for a good girlfriend, they also double as fantastic slut detectors, since they're sure as hell not going anywhere near nonvirgin women.

    So are pegasi. Pegasi carry lightning bolts for ZEUS.
    SPOILER! :
    That's right, a M&$#^$%#ing PEGASUS.

    They're so friggin' awesome that every time they stomp the ground with their hooves the earth immediately breaks open and gushes water. Even your mother couldn't stomp the ground that hard with her feet. Oh, did I mention lightning bolts? You thought Zeus was powerful and everything? Imagine a pissed off pegasus, and imagine Zeus doin' his thing and smiting Titans left and right. Suddenly he runs out of lightning and calls out "Hey, pegasus, gimme a lightning bolt!" So then the pegasus laughs and goes "HA, no, BIT-female dog-!" and flies off. Who's king of the Greek gods now, huh?

    Also, HORSES. Horses are the test of your manhood. I remember a story about this powerful warrior who was asked what animal he wanted to take with him into war. Did he want a lion? No. A T-Rex? No. What about frickin' Bahamut or Tiamat? Hell, no. He wanted an effin' HORSE. All 'cause horses are loyal and don't get in the way of kickass skills. Choosing anything other than a horse would have made him a weak-willed PU-domesticated cat- on the field of battle.

    So Don't. You. Dare. Make fun of ANY equestrians. They can and WILL f-under commision of a certain monarch- you UP. Comprendes?

    Also, we should invite Sparky.

  3. #13
    Palindrome Member ClockHand's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2010
    Posts
    4,789
    He didn't want a T-Rex? He must have been the most retarder warrior ever, and that's not saying much.

  4. #14
    Senior Member Hamachi's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2010
    Location
    In your heart
    Posts
    569
    He's manly enough not to NEED a T-Rex. Do you need a T-Rex, punk?

  5. #15
    Palindrome Member ClockHand's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2010
    Posts
    4,789
    Hell yeah, a T-Rex would be so rad.
    Are you kidding me? I would be the biggest conqueror on Earth, no warrior with horses would be able to kick my ass, and the best part I would have a extincted animal as a pet. How is possible no one picked the T-Rex?

  6. #16
    Ruler of the Seventh Empire GunZet's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2011
    Location
    Preparing the laser beam, we're gonna use it tonight.
    Posts
    11,710
    I'll take a stegosaurus, plz.
    <My comic
    .................................................. ......................."Mind-controlling you into thinking this is awesome."

  7. #17
    Lord of Death jubeh's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2010
    Location
    Space
    Posts
    12,421
    Quote Originally Posted by ClockHand View Post
    Hell yeah, a T-Rex would be so rad.
    Are you kidding me? I would be the biggest conqueror on Earth, no warrior with horses would be able to kick my ass, and the best part I would have a extincted animal as a pet. How is possible no one picked the T-Rex?
    They were scavengers YEAH I SAID IT

  8. #18
    Sir-Mass-a-Lot Sylux's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2010
    Location
    THE LEGEND NEVER DIES
    Posts
    7,433
    Quote Originally Posted by Hamachi View Post
    Unicorns are your best friends bro. They're strong and quick and magical and their only weakness is virgin women. Also, they can cure sicknesses and shi-crap- with their awesome horns. If you get shot in the street a unicorn is your homie, 'cause he'll fix you right up and gallop you far far away. If you're looking for a good girlfriend, they also double as fantastic slut detectors, since they're sure as hell not going anywhere near nonvirgin women.

    So are pegasi. Pegasi carry lightning bolts for ZEUS.
    SPOILER! :
    That's right, a M&$#^$%#ing PEGASUS.

    They're so friggin' awesome that every time they stomp the ground with their hooves the earth immediately breaks open and gushes water. Even your mother couldn't stomp the ground that hard with her feet. Oh, did I mention lightning bolts? You thought Zeus was powerful and everything? Imagine a pissed off pegasus, and imagine Zeus doin' his thing and smiting Titans left and right. Suddenly he runs out of lightning and calls out "Hey, pegasus, gimme a lightning bolt!" So then the pegasus laughs and goes "HA, no, BIT-female dog-!" and flies off. Who's king of the Greek gods now, huh?

    Also, HORSES. Horses are the test of your manhood. I remember a story about this powerful warrior who was asked what animal he wanted to take with him into war. Did he want a lion? No. A T-Rex? No. What about frickin' Bahamut or Tiamat? Hell, no. He wanted an effin' HORSE. All 'cause horses are loyal and don't get in the way of kickass skills. Choosing anything other than a horse would have made him a weak-willed PU-domesticated cat- on the field of battle.

    So Don't. You. Dare. Make fun of ANY equestrians. They can and WILL f-under commision of a certain monarch- you UP. Comprendes?

    Also, we should invite Sparky.
    This motherfucka just got

  9. #19
    Ruler of the Seventh Empire GunZet's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2011
    Location
    Preparing the laser beam, we're gonna use it tonight.
    Posts
    11,710
    Stop, Hama time.
    <My comic
    .................................................. ......................."Mind-controlling you into thinking this is awesome."

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •