IDGAF IF IT'S UNDER DEV SHUT UP YOU'RE NOT MY DAD
You awaken on a sunny day after your mother pulls the curtains on your window. You're prepared for another normal day in the south pole, when you come across two bozos. One of them is wearing a Hawaiian shirt, khaki shorts, and sandals... IN THE SNOW. These jackasses eventually rope you into an adventure after they save your ass from a grizzly bear.
Despite the language in the OP, this game is like E for everyone on an ESRB scale.
They accompany you as you encounter friends and foes to help you or hinder you from defeating the horrendous Savage Army - a nation who stole your father from you and burned the world to a crisp to rebuild their own nation under the ashes of common people.
You must defeat the evil generals:
What awaits, adventurer?! (Death.)