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    Three Trio Tres Member DrPumpkin's Avatar
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    The MT Drinks Bar

    Welcome to the MT bar.

    I, your bartender, will serve you a variety of drinks to satisfy your needs. Our range of cocktails and wines are top-class in the internet forum category and our beer has recently been awarded the 'Drink-most-likely-to-give-you-an-orgasm-before-making-you-explode' award.

    Please refrain from challenging other people to a duel. Pistols and cowboy hats are not allowed.

    Do not be bothered to be offended if we ask for age verification. We will ask for it anyway regardless of your emotions.

    Sit on our benches that we've draggen on from outside and enjoy the drinks. Because as we all know, it has been medically proven that alcohol is good for you.

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    One Thousand Member butternut's Avatar
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    ahh..so i'm your first customer. what do u have for me?

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    Three Trio Tres Member DrPumpkin's Avatar
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    Water. Tap.

    Or milk. The milk is good.

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    One Thousand Member butternut's Avatar
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    *looks around* did i come to the wrong place?this is a bar right?

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    Three Trio Tres Member DrPumpkin's Avatar
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    Well, what do you want sir?

    We make wonderful human-juice. Just get me a blender and er, your hand.

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    Can I have a diet coke please

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    One Thousand Member butternut's Avatar
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    umm...i think i'd rather have pumpkin juice.

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    i think he want al-co-hol bro. i would like to have some Pumpkin Juice >=D

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    One Thousand Member butternut's Avatar
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    ^btw, if it's me you're referring to its a 'she'. you too mr.bartender

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    Pumpkin juice and diet coke coming right up.

    In the mean time, please waste all your money on the pinball machine.

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