Welcome to the MT bar.

I, your bartender, will serve you a variety of drinks to satisfy your needs. Our range of cocktails and wines are top-class in the internet forum category and our beer has recently been awarded the 'Drink-most-likely-to-give-you-an-orgasm-before-making-you-explode' award.

Please refrain from challenging other people to a duel. Pistols and cowboy hats are not allowed.

Do not be bothered to be offended if we ask for age verification. We will ask for it anyway regardless of your emotions.

Sit on our benches that we've draggen on from outside and enjoy the drinks. Because as we all know, it has been medically proven that alcohol is good for you.