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[Bacon_Barbarian]

In a time he had blocked from his mind...

[jubeh]

Flashback scene

[Evil_Cake]

He remembered the Goat Elder telling him on it's deathbed, that, "one should always use complete sentences."

[Bacon_Barbarian]

He dried the tears from his eyes and raised his head, he knew what he had to do.

[jubeh]

And then he shit his pants

[Evil_Cake]

wait wait wait, that is just ridiculous, goats dont wear pants

[jubeh]

There was shit all over the walls

[Joosh]

So he decided since he hadn't brought any materials or cleaning supplies with him, the only thing he could do was clean the walls with his tongue.

[Bacon_Barbarian]

He then remembered he hated the taste of his own shit and wasn't willing to sample it again.

[Sylux]

But then Bacon is too conservative to see that shit licking is funny and fucks everything up so our lefty protagonist does it anyway