Demon, you degenerate turd, get in touch!

The rest of you cats, listen up! Status of the Threads, 2014, Update!
A: Ahahahahahahahaha.
B: I actually know what's going on here. It's on hold for legit reasons.
C: Resumes soon. Reg and Jojo need to finish up some crap.
E: Is moving!
G: Is moving! I believe Sy needs to post?
Drowthread: I'll be posting tomorrow or possibly shortly.
Umbralume: Outcast is joining. Reg needs to post.
Ugarit: I have no idea what's going on.