So from what I remember the world was about to end - think judgment day or like the 3rd day in majora's mask - and there was some artifact or something that we had to get from this temple that was somehow connected to Abraham in order to stop the world from ending. So my brother and I swing on a rope from this ridge to the entrance of the temple. We go inside and it turns sort of zelda-esque and we fight our way through the temple until we find the artifact. I'm a little fuzzy on what it was, but we carried it back out and I believe that we brought it over to this castle to bring to the king. My brother went ahead of me with the artifact and I was taking my time walking along this road picking up quarters - 'cause apparently they make you do this Hansel and Grettle type thing where you drop quarters along your path to make sure you don't get lost on your way back from the temple. Anyway I was picking up these quarters and this guy, seemed like a rich/nobleman dude, came along and laughed at me and started helping me out. We walked back towards the castle picking up quarters. Anyway we get inside and we go talk to the prince about the artifacts and it turns out theres another one in the neighboring fortress thing. So he asks to talk to me alone and basically sees if I'll go get it. I of course agreed and this is where shit got crazier. because I stepped outside of the throne room and looked across at the fortress I had to sneak into. The fortress looked less like a fortress... and you know I can't even explain what it looked like. It was weird. Anyway I sneak around to the back of this fortress, crawling on the ground so i don't get seen through the windows, and I climb up this trellis thing and through this door. Inside there's this family sitting at a table ready to eat and this woman chopping up this fruit and attempting to make a smoothy/slushie. She looks at me and assumes i'm some sort of chef so she asks if she's making the smoothie right. I taste it and let her know that it tastes great (it was some really strange particular type of smoothie. I can't remember the name though but it was like a purple maroon color). Anyway she's happy with my answer so I say goodbye and walk into her kitchen. Its a really small kitchen like barely any walking room and I open this green cupboard under her stove which turns out to be a secret entryway thing. I crawl through the opening and am under this counter in a large kitchen. Theres a gigantic/semi giant man cooking a meal. I manage to close the green cupboard just in time so that the other family doesn't know where I went and I hide under this counter thing. The giant starts reaching down to grab something and i hold my breath. He finds what he's looking for and goes on with his stuff, but at some point he lies down to get something else and his foot ends up brushing against me. He reaches down and touches me and I run out behind him and run away with him chasing me. I make it into the next room and lock the door, and then close another door over that one and lock it. I walk through this hallway into this room that looks like a private library type thing. It has shelfs with books reaching up to the ceiling and a stairway leading to a second level. Then out of nowhere this medusa thing comes out and starts fighting me. So i'm fighting her and generally just beating her. She wasn't trying very hard I don't think and I remember feeling bad for her and that I should go easier on her. And then I chopped her head off... I was kind of confused at that point about what I was even there for, so I grabbed her head and carried it with me. Anyway so I walk up the stairs and theres a line of really creepy hallways with a bunch of doors and windows looking into those rooms. And in them, they look like dancing rooms, are people sleeping. So I crawl along this hallway and I hear someone move so I go into the nearest room just in case. And I'm in this person's bedroom. I'm trying to be very quiet and I look around for a secret way out but I can't find one. And the girl wakes up so I hide somewhere... I can't see where clearly... and she gets up and goes into her private bathroom so I sneak out of her room. At this point people are waking up so I run down the hallway and up a stairway and end up on the roof. Somehow the artifact that I was looking for is there on the roof so I grab it and jump off onto the ground. I start running across this field and run behind this other castle thing that's near my castle. Its all looking more like giant cardboard cutouts or like giant playhouses than an actual castle. The people from the fortress come out and are trying to track me but their dogs suck at smelling. So I manage to sneak into a back entrance of the real castle while they're busy thinking I got into the wrong one. So I run through the hallways of the real castle and make it to the throne room and present the prince with the head and the artifact, and he looks at me cause i'm short of breath and having trouble speaking and he's like "are your teeth getting pointy?" I realize that I'm turning into a medusa somehow, like she managed to bite me or something very strange. And I start panicking because if I do turn then they'll have to chop off my head. This girl, who I think is a friend or something, stands up to the prince and says that I can be healed. She has me drink out of this pitcher and I stop changing into a medusa and turn back to normal. I'm thanking her and suddenly we realize something is wrong with the prince and we both turn quickly towards him... and then I woke up and realized that I had spent an extra two hours asleep. *sigh*
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