If you could have any item from all of fiction what would it be

[GunZet]

Useless? You know how many enemies I've cut down with that there blade, mein friend?

[ClockHand]

in video games, in real life that sword bring more restrictions than advantage.

[GunZet]

You must not know how to use your omnislash. I feel sorry for you.

[ClockHand]

No, I prefer a sword that is ergo-logically made for combat, than something blunt and made to look cool.

[GunZet]

I see you prefer the masamune. Good sword, good sword, but too thin, I'd say. You need something cooler looking.

[ClockHand]

I would like the Tizona of El Cid, it's a good broad sword that frights opponents and it controlled by itself to give you the victory (yeah that it's power). A good weapon if you have to fight and also it give you the benefit to evade the fight.

[GunZet]

Good swordsmen don't evade. We just cut mofos in half. Shall we duel?

[ClockHand]

Ok.


(man, now would be a good moment to use Riddle of Steel).

[GunZet]

Too late, you're already dead. This ain't anime, son. You can't just stand there in a dramatic slomo, thinking in your head. There are no quicktime events in real life.

[ClockHand]

you can't, I fright you with my tizona, you see, it works to evade combat, to evade by wounded.

You can't kill someone if he already defeat you psychologically.

Now, if you really want to fight me, read riddle of steel and I might give you a chance to fight.