Sylux Poetry

[Sylux]

Haikus:

SPOILER! :

.hack//G.U.:
Pretty butterfly
Fluttering in teh windzorz
The Terror of Death

Faja-san:
What are you doing?
What did you do to father?!
Shit please don't kill me

Fast and Furious:
Very fast V8
Silly little Honda car
Makes farting noises

Skyrim:
I used to fight trolls
But then I took an arrow
Right into my knee

Pokémon:
I must catch them all
I will be the very best
Am I boy or girl?

Mass Effect:
Shepard. Wrex. Shepard.
Sic semper tyrannus... *Cough...*
Kill the council lol

Dragon Age: Origins:
What is the password?
Sausage?! Bloody fucking no!
Dwarven prostitutes

Minecraft:
Pick up a block here
Put the block down over here
Go punch some more trees

Vindictus:
Hack slash hack slash hack
Hack slash hack slash hack big slash
'Kay time for next quest

Amnesia: The Dark Descent:
Play Amnesia
Save and exit, go to steam
Delete local app

Mass Effect 2:
My name is Shepard
This is my favorite store
And so is that one

Team Fortress 2:
My good friend the spy
He would never betray us
Never ever ev-

Freestyle:

SPOILER! :

Mousey:
I am a mouse
I live in a house
I have a beautiful spouse
Get off my lawn or I'll kill you

Monster:
There is a monster under my bed
I am pretty sure that he wants me dead
What should I do, oh what should I do
He is so scary, and his name is Fred!

This has become too much to bear
I cannot sleep without a care
I am so frightened, yes I am so frightened
My mind is now filled up with dread and despair

I wish my mommy were here
For I am so filled up with fear
What can I say, oh what can I say
I am afraid for life dear

I am so sick of this coop
I really need to go poop
Wait... Is Fred wearing a yarmulke?
"Yes I just came for the soup."
He came for the matzoh ball soup!

L'chaim!

[Delphinus]

I can't tell if this is real, if the poems are deliberately bad, or if you're trying to make a dickish point

[Bacon_Barbarian]

I actually really like the Haikus as I find myself doing similar shit all the time.

[Hayashida]

dis sum good shit man

[Sylux]

thx bru I am the very best huh

[Hayashida]

no ur not but dis shits ok