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    Sir-Mass-a-Lot Sylux's Avatar
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    Question Sylux Poetry

    Haikus:
    SPOILER! :

    .hack//G.U.:
    Pretty butterfly
    Fluttering in teh windzorz
    The Terror of Death

    Faja-san:
    What are you doing?
    What did you do to father?!
    Shit please don't kill me

    Fast and Furious:
    Very fast V8
    Silly little Honda car
    Makes farting noises

    Skyrim:
    I used to fight trolls
    But then I took an arrow
    Right into my knee

    Pokémon:
    I must catch them all
    I will be the very best
    Am I boy or girl?

    Mass Effect:
    Shepard. Wrex. Shepard.
    Sic semper tyrannus... *Cough...*
    Kill the council lol

    Dragon Age: Origins:
    What is the password?
    Sausage?! Bloody fucking no!
    Dwarven prostitutes

    Minecraft:
    Pick up a block here
    Put the block down over here
    Go punch some more trees

    Vindictus:
    Hack slash hack slash hack
    Hack slash hack slash hack big slash
    'Kay time for next quest

    Amnesia: The Dark Descent:
    Play Amnesia
    Save and exit, go to steam
    Delete local app

    Mass Effect 2:
    My name is Shepard
    This is my favorite store
    And so is that one

    Team Fortress 2:
    My good friend the spy
    He would never betray us
    Never ever ev-


    Freestyle:
    SPOILER! :

    Mousey:
    I am a mouse
    I live in a house
    I have a beautiful spouse
    Get off my lawn or I'll kill you

    Monster:
    There is a monster under my bed
    I am pretty sure that he wants me dead
    What should I do, oh what should I do
    He is so scary, and his name is Fred!

    This has become too much to bear
    I cannot sleep without a care
    I am so frightened, yes I am so frightened
    My mind is now filled up with dread and despair

    I wish my mommy were here
    For I am so filled up with fear
    What can I say, oh what can I say
    I am afraid for life dear

    I am so sick of this coop
    I really need to go poop
    Wait... Is Fred wearing a yarmulke?
    "Yes I just came for the soup."
    He came for the matzoh ball soup!

    L'chaim!

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    Super Senior Member Delphinus's Avatar
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    I can't tell if this is real, if the poems are deliberately bad, or if you're trying to make a dickish point
    Quote Originally Posted by Fenn
    You forgot your F in Modesty.

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    I actually really like the Haikus as I find myself doing similar shit all the time.
    My AA thread - Updated 06/28/14

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    You're my favorite.

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    ハリセン クラプ Ace Pitcher Hayashida's Avatar
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    dis sum good shit man

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    Sir-Mass-a-Lot Sylux's Avatar
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    thx bru I am the very best huh

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    no ur not but dis shits ok

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