I am a mouse
I live in a house
I have a beautiful spouse
Get off my lawn or I'll kill you
There is a monster under my bed
I am pretty sure that he wants me dead
What should I do, oh what should I do
He is so scary, and his name is Fred!
This has become too much to bear
I cannot sleep without a care
I am so frightened, yes I am so frightened
My mind is now filled up with dread and despair
I wish my mommy were here
For I am so filled up with fear
What can I say, oh what can I say
I am afraid for life dear
I am so sick of this coop
I really need to go poop
Wait... Is Fred wearing a yarmulke?
"Yes I just came for the soup."
He came for the matzoh ball soup!