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    Senior Member Hamachi's Avatar
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    What would make a good Zombie Apocalypse care package?

    I've thought of this and figured it would be a totally cool, perhaps fictional, but extremely interesting kit to assemble.

    It should contain nice stuff, but not too much to weigh down a running, climbing, or swimming person. For obvious reasons.

    This also has nothing to do with Christmas.

    Some items I've thought of:

    Backpack
    Crowbar
    Knife
    Hand Axe
    Antibiotics
    Antiseptics
    Antidepressants
    Vitamins
    Cloth strips
    Soap
    Toothbrush+toothpaste
    Rope
    Utility belt
    Hardtack
    Beef Jerky
    Can Opener
    Sports Water bottle w/water
    Lighter
    Map
    Compass
    Grenade
    Last edited by Hamachi; 12-11-2011 at 06:50 PM.

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    Backpack
    Cans of pork and beans
    flashlight
    AA12
    AA12 cartridges
    iPod with nothing but apocalypse themed music on it
    Knife
    Large pistol with one bullet

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hamachi View Post
    Backpack (useful)
    Crowbar (useless)
    Knife (useless)
    Hand Axe (possible useful, but functional problems)
    Antibiotics (useful)
    Antiseptics (useful)
    Antidepressants (dunno)
    Vitamins (wat?)
    Cloth strips (aren't you using right now?)
    Soap (ja)
    Toothbrush+toothpaste (the end of the world and carrying about hygiene)
    Rope (useful)
    Utility belt (already a back pack)
    Hardtack (no idea what is this)
    Beef Jerky (just food supplies)
    Can Opener (don't you have a hand axe?)
    Sports Water bottle w/water (useful)
    Lighter (useful)
    Map (depend)
    Compass (useful)
    Grenade (useless)

    I would use a better hand weapon, a hand axe is pretty useless against a human skull (yes you can hit it and the person will die, but it will probably get stuck). A kukiri is a better weapon (weapon used to decapitate cows).

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    Toilet paper
    Sleeping bag

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    Honestly a few of these babies would make sense, too

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    is that a dildo?

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    You can make it one.

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    But... but you wouldn't want cavities when all the dentists are dead, would you?
    If you last longer than several months, malnutrition might set in, and think of the scurvy!

    Also, you can't chop wood with a sword thingy.
    Last edited by Hamachi; 12-11-2011 at 07:08 PM.

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    Wouldn't have time to give a damn, got sunnsabitches to kill.

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    Ooh! Know what I forgot? A whetstone. To keep your sharp stuff sharp.

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