The entire world and, indeed, the heavens themselves are aghast and in mourning at this news. It is almost unimaginable that the Party Center, the Superior Person, the Great Leader, the Dear Leader, who is a perfect incarnation of the appearance that a leader should have, the Shining Star of Paektu Mountain, the Guiding Sun Ray, the very Guarantee of the Fatherland's Unification, the Great Leader of our Party and of our Nation, the Ever-Victorious, Iron-Willed Commander, the Great Sun OF life, the Glorious General, Who Descended From Heaven, the Highest Incarnation of the Revolutionary Comradely Love, His Excellency Kim Jong-Il is now dead. Truly the heavens smiled upon Best Korea and Juche for these past 69 years.

Today the world is without its greatest nation-builder, leader, film-maker, and internet-operator.