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    Fifty Fifty Member Bacon_Barbarian's Avatar
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    My AA thread - Updated 06/28/14

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    You're my favorite.

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    You are my sister? O:

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    So I'm white?

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    Yes and yes.

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    yo momma so poor she cant even pay attention.

    btw wasnt this thread already there a long long time ago??

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    yo momma thinks yo momma jokes are still funny

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    One of my friends got fired from the job we both worked at. One day when speaking to a customer he said 'YA MUM' (aussie equivalent of yo momma) to them and they became very upset as their mother had recently passed away.

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    pwned.

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    Amateurs. Class, please attend:

    1) Yo momma so fat when her beeper goes off, people think she is backing up.
    2) Yo momma so-o-o fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.
    3) Yo momma so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
    4) Yo momma is so stupid, she thinks the Salvation Army has tanks and machine guns.
    5) Yo momma so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater.
    6) Yo momma house so dirty she has to wipe her feet before she goes outside.
    7) Yo momma teeth are so rotten, when she smiles they look like dice.
    8) Yo momma so ugly she looks like she fell off the ugly tree and hit every branch on
    the way down.
    9) Yo momma's hair is so nappy she has to take Tylenol just to comb it.
    10) I saw your momma kicking a can down the street. I asked her what she was what
    she was doing and she said, "Moving."

    Those are just the basics folks.

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    Well now, what have we learned today, kids?

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