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Originally Posted by Hell_Baron
when everyone's asleep, cover your entire body in vaseline and pretend you're a snail.
Originally Posted by Outcast
Spend years drinking wine from a lead cup.
this is really good advice
Yes. Or, repeatedly bash your head against the wall until you can't feel it.