Give a gift to the person above

[Inksprout]

I give you a rock with googley eyes stuck on.

[butternut]

I give you a paper with a cat on it.

[Bacon_Barbarian]

I give you $9.99.

[Fenn]

Is re-gifting allowed?

[Bacon_Barbarian]

Yes ... ?

[Kenzieroo]

I give you Eda the Elvish demonic angel, just make sure he's not hungry. He'll eat your soul.

[Bacon_Barbarian]

Good thing I have a ginger beard and thus, have no soul. I give you blue hair dye.

[Inksprout]

I give you 'Ikachu' - A deformed pikachu statue

[butternut]

I give you water with a mutant virus in it. The virus turns you into a tree, just stay away from sunlight.

[GAbRieLWrIgHt]

i give you a....Ferocious....Apple!