Hoping to becoming a Webcomic cool guy

[Superdooperphailmachine]

How is my comic. What Merch do you think I could sell from this?

[Kodos]

Will your comic contain orc rape or miscarriages? This is important. I need heroic rapists or the ability to move past and heal, or I am uninterested.

[Superdooperphailmachine]

Unfortunately there are no Orcs in my Webcomic.
There are however Orvcs, they are a noble race of humanoids who use mighty tusks to extract Svap from Trees. They have been known to miscarry their first unborn child in order to insure at least one of their children go to heaven.

[Kodos]

Do they ritually name their firstborn son 'Darth ManAnus'

[Superdooperphailmachine]

No that would be retarded.