I'd want to live in his heaven.
Unreal Tournament is one of my favorite FPS, arena game series, -ever-. And I've never played a single one online, haha. Bots and mods are all I'll ever need.
It's fantastic. Different, but fun. I wish it got a follow-up or modern port.
I played UT3 online once since getting broadband. I prefer bots and LAN, if only because bots don't have usernames like [CLANTAG1][CLANTAG2][CLANTAG3]$UP4L337PWN3R48[CATCHPHRASE].
Bots feel more human than humans in UT3. There, I said it.
Also, my brother and I somehow can't be in the same server at the same time, even though we have different legit keys. It always kicks one of us out and calls us pirates.
Yeah Jaidurn got that shit for me cuz I loves Scribblenauts so much